We all know what a stable genius the President is, you really have to admire him coming up with quality solutions on the fly during a press conference. Medical doctors are going to try his ideas as soon as they find a volunteer and an unethical doctor to administer them.
Then there are quality media outlets like Breitbart explaining that the President was misunderstood.
They said he’s a straight-shootin’ meaner,
With a mushroom shaped, micro-sized wiener,
He isn’t too bright,
He’ll cure you with light,
Now he tells you to go and drink cleaner.
Reversing a day old canard,
Trump avoids a mental ward,
He was joking you see,
He’s pretending to be,
A rambling, idiotic, mental case.
Over 50,000 Americans have already died of the plague. Trump promised it would go away with the “heat” “in April”.