Plague Update: Trump Keeps It Clean

We all know what a stable genius the President is, you really have to admire him coming up with quality solutions on the fly during a press conference. Medical doctors are going to try his ideas as soon as they find a volunteer and an unethical doctor to administer them.

Then there are quality media outlets like Breitbart explaining that the President was misunderstood.

They said he’s a straight-shootin’ meaner,
With a mushroom shaped, micro-sized wiener,
He isn’t too bright,
He’ll cure you with light,
Now he tells you to go and drink cleaner.

Reversing a day old canard,
Trump avoids a mental ward,
He was joking you see,
He’s pretending to be,
A rambling, idiotic, mental case.

Over 50,000 Americans have already died of the plague. Trump promised it would go away with the “heat” “in April”.

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