Here’s how to let the NSA know when you’re having sex:
1.) Buy a Nike (or related) workout monitor, or keep your (smart) cell phone (or tablet) on your person or the soft surface where you are engaged in intercourse.
2.) Ensure the workout arm band or cell phone is turned on and uploading your statistics to the Net.
You’re done. You’re an accidental exhibitionist in the NSA’s all seeing electronic eyes.
I’ve described cell phones as “digital leashes” for spouses, for years. It’s not too far off from the truth, is it?
iPhones have had apps available for years now, which track sleeping patterns based on bed movement, in order to set off an alarm to wake a person up at an ideal point in their sleep cycle. They do not all filter out bed movement from activities other than sleeping.
A few years back, this prank emerged on the Net: