War On Office Supplies

With the War on Drugs deemed an abject failure, it’s time to focus our security state on some other threat. I propose Office Supplies. The police have a head start, and the Office Supply dealers don’t see it coming.

First staplers, now pens. The War on Office Supplies continues in North America.

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