While reading news page comment sections, even hopeless trolls who’d normally mock people saving trees by “hugging” them, have seen the light because of the nanny-state circumstance dooming the trees they’ve been coached to hate even more than “tree huggers”.
Saskatchewan is a province of leaders. We lead the country in smoking. We lead the world in per capita Green House Gas emissions. And we’re leading the fight against the trees and their sinister plot to break all of our childrens’ legs.
Here’s some news hot out of Alberta. Only one of them is satirical.
The other satirical bit is that Saskatchewan’s Sask Party recently announced they’d be saving taxpayers millions of dollars by starting a P3 Bike Share like Stettler had. No wait, they said they were going to build P3 schools, after the Alberta model, to build schools faster.
Here’s a very clever music video made by a Dion fan, in Vegas airport. There is some smart use of the moving sidewalk, and escalator, along with some nice video editing.
Looks like the most fun you can have in an airport, without drawing unwanted attention from overzealous security.
John Oliver has it right. Who “gives a shit” if 1 in 4 Americans are wrong about a fact? The “news” should stop polling to find out what proportion of Americans are wrong, unless they want the rest of the world to laugh harder at them.
Do owls exist? Are there hats?
Leave your answer in the comments.
If you watch this, turn down the sound a bit, read the captions, and prepare to laugh loudly.
If you write only one sentence paragraphs, it makes you look like a poet.
You should try this too.
Write only one line, then start another.
See what happens to your writing.
You might be surprised.
In the end, you could be disappointed.
Hopefully, you’ll want to share your rambling nonsense with the rest of us.
You’ll never be quoted if you don’t start writing one-liners.
It happens with plenty of Harperites. They Resign, no wait, they were Fired. Depending on who you are, there’s a different tale of what caused the undesirable to fall under the Harper Omni-Bus.
Nigel Wright who worked in the Prime Minister’s Office until last year was also Resign-Fired.
Michael Sona was Resign-Fired too. Maybe this needs a name or hashtag? #HarperFired?
“The government boasted at last week’s Boundary Dam symposium that the project will be up and running this fall and completed by next April, on time and on budget.”
Hey, today’s April Fool’s Day. Of course it’s not going online today, as planned last
May September by politicians managing SaskPower.
Sask., Alta. to lead push for carbon capture; Energy, environment take centre stage at premiers meeting
Wood, James. Star – Phoenix [Saskatoon, Sask] 31 May 2008: A.6.
“The prospect of capturing and storing CO2 to allow for low-emission coal-fired electricity plants and oilsands developments is an alluring one. But much of the technology is yet unproven, the costs involved are massive and there must be a use for the captured carbon such as enhanced oil recovery.”
“(CEO Robert) Watson says SaskPower will be ready to start shipping CO2 to Cenovus by April 1, 2014.”
“Coal is not going away” – Brad Wall
Wall continues to conserve the Conservative way.
I think Rob Anders would have been a better choice for Finance Minister than Joe Oliver.
UPDATE: And he’s under the bus…