Stuff Harper Did Just Got Real

At AbandonedStuff.com I take pride in rarely using potty mouth. Many adults and children find this hilarious, and also have throughout my life where I’ve used words like “rats”, “darn”, “poop”, “bum”, and “fiddlesticks” to express dismay with an unfortunate situation, or more politely describe naughty words. This is why my friends’ eyes bug out when I read aloud quotations that contain swear words like “fuck”, “shit”, and “Stephen Harper”. They think my brain has melted, and I’m finally going ’round the bend (or becoming ‘normal’ like them).

And that is especially why I’m such a fan of the recent viral videos featuring the Canadian politician that everyone (around the world) loves to hate. Because there’s not a more appropriate time than an election campaign to calmly state, “Have you seen the shit Harper did? No? Yeah, it’s fucked up shit.”
Friends, I invite you to support a party that understands that our feces encrusted situation just became authentic. Or, as those with bling say, “Shit just got real.” Indeed! Fortunately he won’t “accept the truth of those attacks.”

And now, if you’d like, some upper crust ABC culture:

That doesn’t have a trace of #HashTagFail in it.

4 Responses to Stuff Harper Did Just Got Real

  1. Concerning “shit harper did web site”

    Saw the web site:

    Remember 1960. People would not vote for Kennedy because he was Catholic.

    The same hate is displayed here. Because Harper went/goes to the Alliance church.

    • That’s flatly ridiculous Rotterdam. You don’t hear many people saying they aren’t going to vote for May because she’s religious (aside from some radical NDP who like to twist her comments on abortion being something people would like to avoid). Talking with Conservatives, they never mention his religion as a selling point to me, and I think there are serious criminal and moral problems with Harper that may occasionally stem from his evangelical background, but can be fairly criticized without blaming religion.

  2. I don’t care what church some one goes to. I care if they think that women are a sub-species of man, will attempt to forcibly alter the lives of homosexuals because they don’t want to accept people for what they are or opposes one of the greatest life savers of all time, divorce. Seriously, before it was legal, frying pan divorces was the way to go for some one trapped in a marriage. Flatly stupid no?

    So you know what makes it acceptable to talk about that? Harper himself doesn’t do squat to address that. If he came out and said he went to that church for fellowship and community connections, fine. who cares what the pastor at the front of the room says. If anyone here thinks I listened to our ethics teacher, they’re out to lunch. She was a twit. I did however enjoy disrupting her class with the other attendees.

    If Harper would address his religious connections to a christian extremist group that appears to work in a contrarian fashion in regard to civil liberties, it may not be fair to talk about as it is now. Unfortunately for Harper, he has chosen to be very tight lipped about his evangelical background and so, it’s fair game for speculation. If he won’t talk about it, some one should.

  3. And speaking of salacious speculation in Ottawa, for months it’s been understood that Harper and his wife are split up. There’s even a Liberal troll going around claiming a divorce is imminent. It’s a side issue that has as much importance as a former CPC MP snorting coke off the breasts of prostitutes, or being caught driving drunk with coke in his pocket.

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